I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
