did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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