didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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