I smell stomach acid.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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