Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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