They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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