oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
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