I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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