can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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