I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i just had sex bonerless
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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