Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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