school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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