Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
