College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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