i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Soap is not a condiment
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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