? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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