I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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