Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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