Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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