I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day â¤ï¸
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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