there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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