in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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