her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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