Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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