Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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