Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
We're too hungover to prance.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Randomize
