Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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