I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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