More tranny stories later!
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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