My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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