I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
please don't ironically join a cult
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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