should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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