I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
i out mim tonsoeep
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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