Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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