What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
and she was petting her beer can
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I need moral support for this bender
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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