: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Screwed.edu
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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