I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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