tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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