does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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