so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
No subtext here. People are naked.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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