i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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