kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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