a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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