ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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