it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
