so explain again why im purple
no
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
