My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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