i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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