can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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