1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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