And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We left the knife in your bed.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
