U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
