yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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